Catoshi: A Purr-to-Purr Memetic Cat Symbol
It's time to acknowledge true rulers of the internet’s heart—cats. Catoshi arrives not just as a token, but as a symbol of undervalued meme majesty of felines. This is the awakening of a new era that celebrates intrinsic meme value of cats, giving them a powerful token representation they deserve.
Who is Catoshi?
Nobody knows.
Any cat meme could be Catoshi. It’s not here to steal attention from other epic cat memes, its mission is to represent, betoken and celebrate all of them.
$CATO: Token That’s Got Nine Lives
Sick of pre-mined meme coins?
Catoshi revives Bitcoin's fair distribution ethos with a nod to the vibrant energy of the meme world:
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Epic Max Supply: 21 trillion (21,000,000,000,000) $CATO tokens ensure that everyone gets a piece of the pie, reflecting the vast universe of cat memes out there.
Relaxed Distribution: Every 10 minutes, 500 million $CATO tokens unlock, ready for anyone to claim from the smart contract, halving every 21,000 intervals to keep distribution exciting.
Fast-Paced Halvings: Expect a halving every 4-5 months, with 33 in total planned ahead, designed to keep the game intriguing and the community engaged.
Effortless Mining: Forget complex setups and electricity waste—deposit ETH, get $CATO, and burn it to reclaim ETH. Prices are community-driven, reflecting active participation.
Demand-Driven Price: Starting at 0.000000000001 ETH per $CATO, the price increases by 10% with each mining action and decreases by 10% if an interval ends without claims.
Burning Mechanism: Burn $CATO anytime to receive ETH from the smart contract. The % of ETH you receive matches the one of $CATO you burn against the current circulation.
Burn Acceleration: Once all $CATO has been mined, the ETH return for burning $CATO improves by 0.1% daily, promoting the efficient recovery of potentially trapped ETH.
Ownerless by Design: From its launch, the token contract was set up without ownership, guaranteeing equal treatment for all and making it a shared community treasure.
Crypto Nostalgia with a Meme Twist: Rediscover the foundational tokenomics, this time enriched by cat memes. It's like revisiting the Bitcoin dawn, but with an irresistible meme flair.
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Are you in for the purr-fect ride?
Roadmap: Who Needs One When You’re Having Fun?
No roadmap, no promises, just pure meme joy. Catoshi isn’t here to sell you dreams. It’s here for the laughs, the community, and the chance to be part of the next big meme wave.
Let's Meow Together?
Please note: $CATO is a meme coin intended solely for entertainment, possessing no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or development roadmap, making the coin purely for amusement. Treat it as such, engage with a sense of humor and enjoy responsibly!
Engage at your own risk: $CATO and its smart contract are "as is," with no warranties or guarantees. The website and its operators are not liable for any losses or damages, including those from trading or smart contract flaws. The smart contract operates independently and is intended to be fully autonomous and decentralized from the start, with no owner or controller, including its creators. Every function, including token actions, is equally accessible to all, governed by the unchangeable rules embedded in the contract's code, open for review by anyone. The ability to burn $CATO for ETH depends on the available ETH in the contract; there is no guarantee of recovering the initial investment or any specific value.